AND THE WINNER IS

All eyes on you,
crowd cheering your name,
bets are placed,
your dad tap you on your shoulder,
say "do your best, son".
the pressure is on.

He stands on the other side,
in his red shorts,
staring at you,
you stare back,
there's no turning back now,
this is a match for men,
its the fight till the end.

Bell rings,
the crowed goes wild,
adrenaline pumped.
left hook,
right hook,
uppercuts,
the match ends.

You shout!
nose bleeding,
black eye,
bruises everywhere.
The crowd celebrates.

MY FAIRY TALE

I'm a dark prince,
waiting for my quest to save my true love,
she is at the highest tower,
looking over hot desert,
enchanted forest,
with a fire breathing dragon lingering around her tower.

I will save you,
protect you,
and love you till the end of time,
just wait for me, my princess.
my true love.

inspired from shrek and lifehouse - you and me

MONKEY BUSINESS

There is the Apocalypse waiting to happen.
Where are you at that time?
What are you doing?
Have you said your sorry?
Have you seen your love ones?
Have you repent?
There is no escape.
All of us have to go through it.
Are you prepared?

FOR THE NEWLY WED

God and family gave us their blessing
We will venture this relationship together
As a family
Promise to love and care for one another
till the day we're apart

AKU GERSANG AKU NAK SEX

Malam sabtu. Kamil dan Halim tengah minum teh tarik di kedai mamak sambil berehat setelah penat merempit.

Kamil : Celaka betul. Tadi patut aku menang si Ghazali tu. Dapat aku layan bohsia malam nih.
Halim : Relax la bro. Bohsia tu dah lunyai dah. Tak best pon.
Kamil : Lunyai tak lunyai. Aku tak kisah. Aku tengah frust dengan kerja dan aku gersang! aku nak pompuan gak malam nih.
Halim : Haaa. Aku tau mana leh dapat pompuan.
Kamil : Mana? Mana?
Halim : Aku bawak kau pergi sana sekarang. Ok?
Kamil : Ok.

Halim pon membawa Kamil ke tempat yang ada pompuan itu.

Kamil : Wey! Kau bawak aku ke Lorong Haji Taib buat apa? Sini semua Bapok doh!
Halim : Kau cakap nak pompuan. Kau tak cakap nak pompuan tulen.
Kamil : Mestilah aku nak Aweq Panas. Geli aku dengan Bapok!
Halim : Ahhh kau nih! Lumba motor kalah. Muka macam 50sen. Nak aweq Hot plak! Kau ni tak menghargai.
Kamil : Jangan r cakap camtu. Sedih aku.
Halim : Ahh sudah. Kau pergi layan bapok kat situ. Sejam lagi aku balik.
Kamil : Ok. Ok. Sejam nanti kita jumpa.

Halim pon beredar dan sambung lepak kat kedai mamak. Tak sampai 30 minit, telefon bimbit Halim berbunyi. Kamil menelefonnya.

Kamil : Bro! Aku kena tangkap polis! Tolong aku wey!
Halim : Nak tolong camne? Aku bukannya ada duit tuk ikat jamin.
Kamil : Tolong la bro. Aku taknak tido dalam lokap.
Halim : Ok ok. Aku akan cuba tolong. Pagi esok aku datang cari kau.

Maka Halim dengan sedaya upaya dia mencari duit untuk menolong kawannya. Pada keesokan pagi di Balai polis, dia berjaya untuk menebus kawan dia. Kamil keluar dari lokap dengan muka sedih dan kangkang.

Kamil : Bro. Aku kena bontot.

Tamat.

OPEN YOUR MOUTH

The girl name Tasha.
Her best friend is Lily.
They gossip, eat and sleep together.
Best of friends they are.
This boy name Ben.
Who is lonely and shy.
Always sees Tasha and Lily from his porch.
One hot day, Ben was having ice tea at his spot.
When Tasha and Lily pass by.
all he can do is wonder what would happen if he invited them to join him.

I LIKE IT LOUD

My old speaker got trashed. so i needed a new one. Woohoo! Bought a Edifier M2300. No more borrowing speaker from housemate! Thanks a lot, don arm. Now let me present my new baby! Monica!

SAVE MY CHEERLEADER, SAVE MY WORLD

She's standing by the window.
Looking out to the world.
Crying for help.
Save her from her herself.
All she needs is someone to believe in her.
Understand her situation.
Hold her hand when she need to cross the road.
I'm on call 247 for you.

I HEAR

Late Saturday night.
Finish reading a book.
Staring at the ceiling with a cigarette in my hand.
Close my eyes.
I hear.
The rain pouring.
The wind blowing.
The frog croaking.
The cat meowing.
The neighbor fucking.

PANAS!

this is a complain to mother nature.

why is it so hot at my campus? i know the human around this area are cutting off trees and taking sand away but do you need to punish the students who are waking to class? it is so bloody hot that it feels like im walking on hot coals!

now to blame unisel

its been 4 years since this campus open. why is it so long for you stupid fucks to make a walkway for the students? and why haven't the trees' here grown? what are the damn gardeners doing? just put fertilizer and water them everyday! is that so hard to do?

now to blame humanity

stop polluting the environment! think about the future!

envy is performing in Kuala Lumpur. lets go together guys! for those who haven't heard of them, envy is a hardcore metal japanese band. i like their music. it transfer you to a different dimesion.

Date: Saturday, 11 July 2009
Time: 8pm - 11pm
Venue: Bentley Music Auditorium, Mutiara Damansara, Petaling Jaya, Selangor, Malaysia
Tickets: RM88 (presale before 25 June), RM98 (presale before 10 July), RM108 (at the door)

Tickets will be on sale at all Rock Corner outlets from 11 June 2009. For advance bookings and more info, call +6016-336 9089, drop and e-mail to ticketing@soundscape-records.com or check Love Me Butch’s Facebook event page.

they arent there for us

my views on the Malaysian education system. it sux. nuff said.

1. the primary and secondary school doesn't really prepare us for university or collages. we have to struggle extra hard to achieve good results in university.

2. in school we are spoon fed and not given assignments. which kills most students who enters university, even those who scores 20A. i still remember my first semester, some of my classmates don't even know how to google for assignments.

3. im in my final semester doing computer science, im not gonna waste my time writing coding. that is not my passion. at the age of 24, now i know what i want to become. which is a little late. school counselors should help students to find their passion and purpose in life, not only giving counseling to them naughty boys.

4. to those kids that scores 10-20A's in SPM. congrats. you prove something to the world but is it necessary? you wont use all those subject if your gonna go to university. school should guide us to the level we need and not waste time on other subjects.

5. people are always saying that "jangan ikut ajaran Mat salleh" which is true if those things are bad. to me their (mat salle) education system is good, young students have a vision of what they would like to become and they go for their dream. i suggest that our education minister should apply this system for our future. American students graduate earlier and aces at the course that they are taking.

6. our syllabus in high school is good but it can be upgrade.

Global metal

Global Metal is a 2008 documentary film directed by Canadian anthropologist Sam Dunn and Scot McFadyen. It is a followup to their successful 2005 documentary, Metal: A Headbanger's Journey. The film's international premiere took place at the Bergen International Film Festival on October 17th 2007. Global Metal aims to show the impact of globalization on the heavy metal underground as well as how different people from different cultures are transforming heavy metal music. (ctrl c from wikipedia)

this is the first music documentary i've seen, its good. it covers all aspect of the music, speculations and history. i'm not a fanatic metal fan but i find them interesting. you can release your anger through metal music. i reckon those metal fans to check out this documentary. "dont just the music by its cover." in this documentary you can see interviews with famous metal bands like Iron maiden, Metellica, Sepultura, Slayer and many more.

quote "if music be the food for love, play on playa."

good or bad cartoons good for you?

who says Cartoons is all good and teaches the kids moral. here are some vids that breaks it. and guess what its reality.

Things to do when your bored

have you ever been in a situation where you don't know what to do? stuck in the moment? here's a list of things that you can waste your time. the number of star is based on excitement 1 * is the lamest and 5 * is the best.

1. read a book *****
2. clean up room **
3. DIY bomb *****
4. masturbation (short time pleasure) ***
5. go jogging preferably with a girl/guy ****
6. have sex *****
7. find your old photographs ****
8. call your best buddy ****
9. count your coin collection **
10. play kites with me (author's choice) *****

50 reason to have sex

sex has many names like fuck, baggin', hit that, "main" and lots more but it all does the same thing stimulate both partners, ejaculation and 9 months later babies pop out.

have save sex, jangan "kahwin paksa".

this list is from the tv series "how i met your mother". choose your fav. call me. ^^