01062009

01062009 is the start to a new chapter. clumsy start work at a new place. captain awesome finishes studies. lord supergrass starts his "40days40nights" and new semester. me classmates starting practical training.

good luck. have fun. do you best. don't break your vow. may Allah s.w.t protect us.

-peace-

ku mencuri kerana mu

Ah, bagaimana harus digelar si mawar ini?

ah, bagaimana harus digelar si mawar ini?
tiba-tiba merah dan rapat dan muda?
ah, bukan mencarinya, kami ke sini
tapi ketika tiba, ia pun ada.

maka, ia ada, tak tersangka-sangka.
memang ia ada, cuma sukar dipercayai.
ah, berlaku sesuatu yang belum bermula
tapi bukankah ia sudah dapat dikesani?

Empat dengang cinta

1
setelah aku tinggalkanmu
pada hari itu yang mulia
aku ternampak, seperti dulu
orang riang, bahagia.

dan sejak saat petang itu
kau tahu, yang ku maksudkan
ranum rupanya bibirku
kakiku cergas berjalan.

kini juga bertambah hijau
pohon dan semak dan padang
bertambah sejuk air danau
yang menyegarkan badan.

2
bila kau menghiburkanku
kadang ku berkhayal:
Bolehlah ku mati
Dan kekal bahagia
sampai penghabisanku

bilakau tua kemudian
dan mengigatiku
rupaku takkan berubah dan
kau mempunyai kekasih
yang masih muda

3
tujuh mawar pada pohon
enam milik sang bayu
tapi aku datang memohon
sekuntum yang menunggu

tujuh kali ku panggil
enam kali kau diam
tapi pada kali ketujuh
janji
sepatah kata kau lepaskan

4
kekasih memberi sebatang dahan kepadaku
daunya kuning menguning.
akhir tahun sudahpun tiba
cinta baru bermula.

clumsy and the stupid part 2

"he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not" ms clumsy is repeating this in her head for hours.

its been 2 months that ms clumsy and mr stupid is going out. they have fun going out with each other but clumsy is complaining that there isnt closure. she is irritated that mr stupid isnt making a move on her.

one day, as they went to yeswhitebow to see mr stupid's brother perform. his name is Johnny B. Johnny B plays for a band name Coolies. his very talented. this is the first time ms clumsy is meeting Johnny B, she is quite nervous. Stupid introduce Clumsy to Johnny B as the girlfriend. Ms stupid thinks that she heard wrongly and let it go. they enjoyed the performance and the night.

as days goes by and no closure is still available. ms clumsy is worried that stupid doesnt like her. one day, they went to the market with Jenny, a mutual colleague. they were buying fruits. mr stupid wanted to bite the apple they bought, and before he could bite clumsy said "clean the fruit first." Jenny looking on said "No man, just clean the fruit with your shirt" Stupid who is confused then said "Jenny, i cant act like that infront of my girlfriend". Clumsy stands there smiling like a jackass.

in the car, after sending Jenny home. they had a small talk. here is how the conversation went.

clumsy: earlier u said i was your girlfriend.
stupid (afraid): cant i say it?
clumsy: of course you can. i've been wanting to hear that but we didnt discuss about it yet.
stupid: well, we've been going out for a while now and i really like you. why dont you be my girlfried?
clumsy: hehehe... yeay!

they smile and ...

the pyramid scheme

i have to salute these people who manages the pyramid schemes. they are so smart to manage to be able to control those mindless drones to do all the hard work for them, while they sit back and relax at the 100million mansion by the beach in Miami.

the only thing they have to do to drag these drones to work for them is by showing the luxury they live in. yes, they have a sport car, big house, beautiful wife, holidays pictures from all around the world (sounds good right?) No! yes?

from what i see, they tend to use your weakness like greed,envy in pulling you into "the company". like if they know that you're a fresh graduate and unable to find work, they will use lines like "its not hard work, senang jer and it pays well, lumayan, kawan aku amur 21 dah ada skyline." its all a bunch bullshit!

people beware. use your skills for the good of mankind. don't waste them on "unless company" that only gives you empty promises.

The pyramid is known for its big stones structure build by thousands of slaves for a very long time for their powerful Pharaoh. that was in the ancient times, now they use the same concept in company. beware boys and girls.

kucing mengawan, anjing berlawan

everyone around me either falling in love or fighting about love. i do not envy their love, its the excitement i want. waking up to the person that you love. wondering what they are doing without you. something to look forward to after a hard day.

a few days back, i was chatting with aunty x and this is what happen.

*aunty x is advising us about relationship*
aunty x: hows life treating you?
me: life is ok. not much problem. no girl problem so far. (by that i mean i have no girlfriend)
aunty x: that's not good. you need some spice in your life. go find yourself a girl.
me: *laugh* i think i should aunty.
aunty x: you need to find a girl. try out your market and see how things go. if you dont take chances, you wont know.

there is some point from aunty x that is right. i need some spice in my life. spice girls where are thou. baby spice.

p.s to all those fighting in relationships. stop it. appreciate your partners, even about the smallest matters.

-peace-

merengek

My first Cerpen is causing brain damage to people. i think i should stop that for now. i will do some research bout writing in Malay.

Im on holiday stance so there wont be much update from me. i have a few stories in mind. will post up soon. take care people!

FYI i want to go to lepaq before the holiday ends. i heard theres no shisha there now. what a drag.

Kosong

ini cerpen pertama saya. sila tunjuk ajar.

tekanan jiwa boleh berlaku akibat tanggungjawab dan rintangan dunia. kita perlu ada distraction dalam hidup kita untuk mengatasi masalah tersebut. cinta sejati ada distraction yang paling sesuai untuk mengelak masalah dunia.

Zafirah baru putus hubungan tiga tahun dengan Jamal sebab Jamal mengkongkong zafirah dari kerja dan kengkawan dia. Zafirah sekarang telah mendapat kenaikan pangkat di pejabat dan dapat bersosial dengan kengkawan dia dengan hati yang tenang. Tetapi, setelah empat bulan berbujang, dia mula merasa kesunyian.

Kerna selalu berjogging dengan kawannya Imran lepas kerja. Pada satu petang, Imran tidak dapat teman Kerna jogging kerana kerja. Kerna tetap berjoggin walaupun bersendirian hidup sihat mottonya. dengan memasang lagu Quarashi- Stick em up di Ifod-nya dia berjogging, setelah berjogging selama sejam dia perasan ada perempuan kena ragut bag. tanpa disedari Kerna dapat mengejar peragut tersebut dan dapat merampas bag wanita kembali.

Perempuan yang kena ragut itu Zafirah. Dia bersandar di bawah pokok dengan harapan setinggi gunung yang Kerna dapat bag dia semula. Muncul Kerna dari belakang pokok "ini bag awak?" katanya. berlompat kegembiraan Zafirah mendapat bag dia semula. mereka berpisah setelah menukar nombor telefon.

Semenjak insiden ragut itu berlalu, Zafirah kerap mengomong kosong tentang Kerna hingga kerja tak siap, makan tak lalu. terbayang-bayang bila akan mereka akan bertemu. Zafirah pergi semula ke padang untuk berjumpa dengan Kerna tapi malangnya bila sampai di sana dia nampak Kerna dilanggar kereta.

maaf ending bodoh. dah ngantuk.

Stupid and the clumsy

This is a story of how Mr.Stupid and Ms. Clumsy fall in love.

Ms Clumsy is a happy go lucky, hyperactive make everyone around her smiles kind of a girl. after finishing collage she joins an advertising company called BODO. she was very excited bout the job, a new chapter in her life is about to begin.

BODO is a very upcoming company, has lots of projects and the colleagues have a very tight bond. on a dull Monday morning meeting, as Clumsy was yawning Mr. Stupid came in the meeting room late with his Van Helen t shirt and torn jeans not forgetting his slobbish long hair and a poker face. Clumsy immediately Jizzed in my pants as she falls in loves on first sight.

They fitted off very well, both like each other, have the same interest on music and food. After a dinner at Rastaban, while they were talking and walking. Clumsy as parse slipped, while falling she kicked a vase. Stupid with his extra strong six sense manages to catch clumsy in a split second but unable to evade the falling vase. The vase landed on his foot and bruised his thumb.

Clumsy: Thanks you Stupid for saving me. I'm sorry about your thumb.
Stupid: Its alright Clumsy. even if i have 9 toes i will always catch you when you fall.

They left the place limping together side by side with a smile.

want to know more? stay tuned for more.

Captain's log #5

the semester is finally over. most of the people from my batch is going for practical training leaving some of us here. to make it even worse most of my friends already graduate, i will be stuck with the juniors next semester. time pass by very fast, it has already been 4 years i study here. lots of memories happen in this hutan kelapa sawit/lombong bijih timah area.

There used to be much fun here with all the boys around. mandi lombong, makan tembikai kat ladang, main futsal dalam rumah, menjerit tengah2 malam. now that everyone is gone, leaving only me and akmar the house became very very very quiet. next semester is gonna sux, luckily it will be my last semester.

well, i just spend the whole day moving and cleaning houses, and i just "created" a mountain of garbage in front of the house. the garbage truck is gonna be overloaded tomorrow. too tired to write now, till next time.


the boys



seven raven


[RPZ]Owning


Classmates

Captain's log #4

i found this vid on www.arakian.com a website my friend khalil made from scratch. its a local server host, its faster than youtube but less vids. it started of as a community website for UNIKL but now it has over 2000 users. congrats to khalil.

i saw this vid when i was a little kid. it was very inspirational, i just thought that everyone should see it. enjoy.

cavemen's craving

It has come to my attention that i new a new converse. my classmates started dissing my old shoe. jackasses! they say they can smell it from a mile away. i guess they have a point, my old one is pretty worn out, I've been wearing it for 2 years i think.

the new converse i want "Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars size 8". gotta get it FAST!





my worn out shoe. i suggest u don't zoom in, you'll get pink eye.


The new shoe i want

cavemen's vids

Some funny vids. this advertising company sure makes millions.



best company to work with.



are blonds really this dumb?



trust your boyfriend!



viagra ftw!

Captains log #3

its summer again, my favorite season yet very painful memories happen this time around. every summer for the pass 3 years the same shit keeps repeating it self. fall in love with the same girl, then the girl leaves. this year that ain't gonna happen (right liq?). i was thinking bout a holiday by the beach maybe Sabah or Pulau Perhentian. Wake up smelling the sea water, read a book by the beach, see some naked tourist. i earned it! i've been through alot this year! i want to get out of KL and just relax, forget bout the real world. make it happen people!

I found this vid. old skool chick flick! enjoy!

cavesmen drawing #1

Here's a couple of nub pictures I've drawn throughout the years.



Fira's virtual 21st bday cake



Malaysia tanah air ku



Kay leaving on a jet plane



This is for utopia a game me the names above play together



rainbow



alien invasion